"You don't want a lil boob action?"

"What? You don't want my boobs on your head?"

"It doesn't have to all be about boobies..."

"Do you like your paw massage? OK, now this isn't free...but we do throw in a head massage for only 50 million more dollars...Looks like you need a little parafin dip, need a lil exfoliation..."

"Whoa! That is just raunchy!" (about Maverick's breath)

"I can't get it on...What's the hold up?"

"Ewwwww...."