Ok- I'll go one by one....

 

Ninny Benz- What's up, you know bowling so kicks ass- and he's majorly sexy when he does it. I'm too freaked to drive cuz of you, and I have my test on Monday- grrr... Ok, now, back to bowling...I doubt he'll call... I got that bitch on dubs...LOL. He was so older than 15, but hey, at least it's older than 13, ya know? We're gonna get in our bikinis and pick up every single, hot, christian boy in Orlando- BIKINIS- we can do it- no more Pringles- but once you pop, the fun don't stop, hmmm- what is the jingle thingy now? Who cares, we had fun. Garth kicks major ass!!!   

Ninny: He could do better than her...

Me: Yeah, he can do me!
Wow- Ninny- I can't believe that was all the way back in January! Remember sexy bowler guy? Oh yeah.... Help Me and Tipsy! What did that guy ask if I "dug" or whatever? He digs my watermelon... Where's your fair smile? I would be very happy if maybe you kept the option of the road trip open, still, VERY HAPPY. Cuz by then- I'd get paid for those days we left- and have fun doin it! You can't have all your fun without me, ya know. And so not fair you're goin to Orlando...right near Justin Pearson...

Who's turn is it now...
Justin Pearson...I love you- and I really need alligator pictures- like really really!!! And techno sucks...Men do not say "figure." You're hot, Justin Pearson- even Reece thinks you're pretty. But he said I'm pretty and he's pretty, too- so I don't know how much we can trust the guy...Those half naked men out front are makin jokes when I go out there now...Shall I go for it? No- they're not as fun as you and me...